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Proverb
Why Swim When You Can Certainly Catch Trees
Better Eventually Quiet Than Steadily Short
Short Farmers Blame An Egg
A Happy Fool Changes Energy
Every Happy Fool Leaves Butter
Product
Silver Exclusive Towels With Special Woolen Stool
Seven Million Litres Of Delicately Carved Tough Water
Headline
Too Celebrated To Jump, Claims Atheist Train
Liberal Child Devoured Dead Eggs
Too Political To Dance, Claims Infected Family
Should The Slippery Be Forced To Boil Unemployed Prisoners?
Fifteen Firemen Defiled Inside Nutjob
Should The Green Be Forced To Bite Wild Lungs?
Turds Too Thick To Whisper, According To Short Pencil
Shoes Too Astonishing To Die, According To Diseased Hand
Too Infected To Serve, Claims Miniature Cat
Two Million Bricks Attacked Beyong Milkman
Should The Anorexic Be Forced To Fight Silent Spiders
Slippery Hurricane Destroyed At Hilarious Wax Madman Attack
Too Purple To Try, Says Political Hole
Policeman Insisted Boy Ignore Milk
Should The Ancient Be Made To Poison Dead Buildings?
Two Million Workmen Dented Over Victim
Seventeen Years For Short Dangerous Pineapple Beast
Prejudiced Murderer Damaged In Dangerous Glue Library Incident
Surreal Joke
Shiny Mice Can't Tremble Because Of All The Spiders!
Band Name
Samson The Disease Featuring Mary The Lovely Festival
Pathetic Peace System Plus Brian
Artwork
Fifty Mature Ways To Push Clay
A Repulsive Moment You Miss
You Grow, I Desire New Reasons
Eight Repulsive Ways To Need Traffic
Any Likeable Poison Of Boxes
Thirty Happy Ways To Drown Chaos
Book
The Inspecting: An Excellent Tale From The Terrible Toe Crypt
Mickey Told Me Terrible Faces Didn't Play
The Six Hundred Victims I Imagined While Reading
Attack On An Excellent Wizard Typewriter, A Mrs Powder Mystery
The Modern Castle Encyclopedia Of Trivial Fields
Real Life Story
Ghost Spider Crashed My Diseased Carrots
Demon Jacket Spoiled My Provocative Lawnmowers
A Million Debts Sleep In My Coat
My Haunted Floor Looks Like Egyptian Salt
Married Thirty Eight Times By My Own Silent Television
I Was Programmed By A Dead Lavatory Cupboard
Crashed Twelve Times By My Own Sad Penguin
I Can't Pray Because Of My Racist Ringing Giraffes
Packaged Skinny As My Bees Reinforced Cheese
My Broken Hairpiece Looks Like Magnificent Soup
TV Show
Talented Chair: The Ralph Effluent Story
The World's Four Thousand Least Colourful Shark Pillows
Film
Steve Goes Fabulous With Ninety Aliens
Insane Lace: Slapping Funny Abe
General
Four Thousand Delicious Vegetables Carefully Scream
Karen Annoyed Four And A Half Tiny Vegetables
Rita Creatively Lifted An Idiotic Jellyfish
Jack Hurt Buildings But Jilted Bread
Show Extreme - ADULTS ONLY +
Insult
Your Breasts Are Made Of Diseased Shitbag Whisky
You Make Pure Johnny Look Like A Tasty Pencil
People Think Your Ballbag Is A Disgusting Psychotic Clitoris
Take Your Golden Arse And Clean Yourself In The Pissflaps
Your Daughter Collects Gigntic Frozen Dicks
People Think Your Sister Is A Rabid Wild Shitbag
Your Balls Are Made Of Fertile Anus Guts
People Think Your Ballbag Is A Rough Flippant Weirdo
Your Bollocks Are Made Of Popular Arsehole Cocaine
You Make Difficult Graham Look Like A Gigantic Penis
Take Your Erect Tissue And Taste Yourself In The Girls
Your Eyes Are Made Of Elaborate Fucker Heroin
Take Your Dangerous Twat And Stroke Yourself In The Eyeballs
I Wouldn't Wank Your Anus If My Monkeys Were Ugly
Take Your Ample Cake And Slap Yourself In The Tits
Your Cherries Are Made Of Crispy Twat Shit
You Make Fertile Jemima Look Like A Purple Muff
Your Cannibals Are Made Of Sweet Fanny Fur
If You Wank Me One More Time I'll Abuse You With A Pink Fucker
People Think Your Lady Is A Crispy Erect Wart
Put Some Vomit On Your Dicks, They Look Like Six Sweet Puppies
My Tosser Hates Faster Than Your Shiny Botty
You Make Demented Phil Look Like A Rabid Crack
Put Some Beef On Your Balls, They Look Like Six Strong Knives
Get Fixed, You Sweaty Elaborate Vicar Skank
Your Eyes Are Made Of Holy Bum Skin
Classified Ad
Enormous Plastering Husband Available To Bite Spiders
Seventy Two Dirty Fucker Shaped Sailors
Sticky Smacking Woman AvailableTo Bend Legs
Sick Plastering Shitbag Available To Amputate Dicks
Sadistic Tingling Masochist Available To Suck Shoulders
Soft Watching Scrotum Worms For Hire
Seven Hundred Slices Of Slippery Spicy Fucker Bullshit
Twenty Boxes Of Dangerous Bad Vagina Excrement
Fucking Moaning Pervert Available To Feel Guns
Holy Spider Carpets Plus Bespoke Short Woman
Green Crumbling Cunt Available To Boil Lawnmowers
Twelve And A Half Shiny Cripple Shaped Eyes
Shitfaced Juggling Tosser Available To Bury Tractors
Holy Melting Squirrel Available To Shag Bras
Hideous Fucker Pencils And Customised Flexible Wart
Lumpy Muff Legs With Customised Aggressive Beard
Crotch Packed With Twelve And A Half Sadistic Kicking Dogs
Headline
Arsehole Insisted Lunatic Burn Coffee
Should The Teenage Be Made To Wash Angry Bastards?
Toys Can't Melt Chocolates, Says Dickhead
Shiny Fanny Damaged In Nasty Oil Squirrel Incident
Young Fucker Damaged In Lumpy Shit Brain Attack
Turd Claims Tongue Was Baked Inside Father
Rats Can't Suck Tits, Claims Ponce
Hot Scrotum Damaged In Lumpy Custard Hairpiece Incident
Should The Small Be Made To Shag Mad Spiders?
Hairy Git Hurt In Invisible Shit Snake Attack
Tonsils Should Bend Legs, Claims Muff
Anorexic Beard Destroyed At Aggressive Beef Crack Attack
Weird Joke
What Fucks Crap? A Silent Cake!
What Does A Clean Twat Fuck? Cheese!
Porn Act
Shitty Timmy: The Heroin Melting Whore
Simpson The Desirable Coffee Git
Holy Rita, The Alcohol Jumping Nutjob
Broken Cheese Ass And Abe
Haunted Jism Daughter Plus Cynthia
Connolly And Melvin: The Young Crumbling Veins
Taylor And Linda: The Anorexic Humping Mutants
Fertile Pissflaps Get Totally Upsetting Inside A Sadist
Gossip
Lex Keeps Kicking My Dirty Pricks
Jemima Max Can't Stop Grabbing Shitfaced Bollocks
Samuel Tickled My Minge, Confesses Janine
Twisted Twat Frank Horrifies Three Tomatoes At A Time
Sexy Venus Doesn't Reject Peanuts, According To Swine
Fifty Three More Lungs Before I Fall Says Elaborate Patrick
Six Dozen More Worms Before I Fart Says Horrible Amber
Flexible Connolly Doesn't Drag Lungs, According To Brick
Sexy Magazine
Crazy Lungs Being Pinched Inside A Bag
Rough Onions Humping Diseased Kittens
Carrots And Bastards Being Defiled Below Bones
Real Life Story
I Can't Speak Because Of My Angry Kicking Tits
Upsetting Unlce Melted My Anus
I Saw One Hundred And Fifty Buttocks In My Bum Penis
I Saw Five Thousand Vegetables Behind My Bum Bellend
Puppies Love To Scratch My Attractive Tampons
Poked Sixty Seven Times By My Own Dirty Wart
My Psychotic Girlfriend Looks Like Pure Shit
Diseased Doctor Constructed My Vagina
My Attractive Cockroach Is Made Of Nasty Paste
Grandmother Strengthened Me Up The Shitfaced Woman
Nipples Love To Pinch My Angry Balls
I Can't Sleep Because Of My Elderly Celebrating Crayons
Ninety Six Idiots Spit In My Fish
My Violent Clitoris Is Made Of Happy Diarrhoea
My Inebriated Squirrel Is Made Of Fucking Poop
Madman Felt Me Up The Nervous Fuckwit
I Saw Eleven And A Half Gonads Behind My Alcoholic Squirrel
Fifty People Like To Marry My Racist Baby
Four Dozen Boobs Piss In My Vicar
My Soft Fuckwit Is Made Of Safe Urine
Porn Film
Rita Shitbag, The Ignorant Tolerating Snake
Pure Peter, Cruel Peggy And Frank Get Important
Sex Act
Hole Destroying, Sexy Blake Style
Brick Tingling Above The Ass
General
Quickly Wank This Arsewipe And Reject Stones
Stewart Smothered Seven Million Crusty Buttocks
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